Headline: Brooklyn Zoo finds missing Cobra
You're kidding me. A well-known zoo just HAPPENS to lose its Cobra - for a week. How do you even do that? How do you just walk into work one day and say 'crap, I must have forgot to put Slimy away!'
NO. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. WE DON'T LOSE SNAKES. LET ALONE VENOMOUS ONES.
That was my what-the moment of the night. Peace out.
5 comments:
Yea that sounds pretty messed up that you dont have the common knoweldge to keep track of a cobra. Why even have cobras at the zoo? How did it even escape? i hate snakes and i hate all slimy aniamls, but i do ove the creativity of your name, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, THE QUEEN
Snakes are easy to lose, their small and and slithery. Top priorities of keeping a snake are:
Can he escape?
Do I have enough Anti-Venom?
Why is my face pale?
If your face is pale, then you might have some sort of poisoning. But this is funny. Imagine the bagel place at the Zoo;"Yeah, I'd like that snake on a plain!"
im a snake. im a slithren little snake.
Maybe he went off to find the "i'm a snake guy" that is every snakes dream i think. Bridget, i like your chosen name. Should i call you that every day your highness?
Yes, you may call me that; however, only upon first greeting. After that, revert to 'Ma'm'
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